[abdulchriskebab]

   
that was a funny one smokeykebab!

Atleast one person found it funny.

Ur a funny 1 mister Kebab

Bill Cosby

"Look kids its your great Grandpa"

Little Kid: "But we have 3 grandpa's already"

Bill:" This ones a famous Jazz musician"

Little Kid": "Oh they all are"

Bill:" U see the kids listen to the rap music which gives em the brain damage"
*starts doing chicken dance* "with their hippin and their hoppin and their bippin and their boppin, so they don't know what the Jazz is all about.. You see"

[haroon_muslim]

"Accoridng to stats 1 in every 5 humans on the earth are chinese"

Meanwhile...

"Accoridng to stats 1 in every 5 humans on the earth is a Mulsim" (Tasfir: Allah hu Arkbar).

Kinda true that when you ask anyone on the street about China and Chinese, They tell you the Cultural, Philosphcal, Political, Hostorical things about China and the Chinese.

What's really true is that Allah says Islam will be heard in every corner of the world. So on the day of judement no one has an excuse before Him. "except those living in the Jungles."

Try asking people on the street about Islam rather than China and the Chinese. What will they tell you? Since the stats are very similar.

This post has been edited by mango: Oct 4 2004, 05:02 AM

[SmokeyKebab]

U know it seems that also 1 in every 5 ppl find me funny I like them odds.

[Mustafa]

It is acctually sad, the state of muslims in the world. If everyone of the muslims followed Islam we would be like we were back during the khlifat, where it wouldn't matter if you are Chinese or Bosnian or whatever, the important thing should be that we are muslims. But inshAllah we should all reunite again and be the muslims we are supposed to be. Ofcourse evryone has to strat with themselves, including me, and then everything would be so much easier.
I know this has nothing to do with quotes, but anyway.

[Mahmoud]

I completely agree with what Mustafa wrote. I just cant seem to understand why someone would look at another person in a bad way just coz they arent from the same country or they dont have the same color skin. I dont see what that has to do with anything really.

As muslims we know that everyone was created the best way for them to be created, then why do we differentiate between each other depending on our cultural background?? Who cares if you are arab, bosnian, african or martian?? WHO CARES?? As long as you are muslim, thats all that should matter. For me to be an arab, that is what is best for me, for brother Mustafa to be bosnian, that is what is best for him. So for me to think that i am superior to him in any way shows how pathetic i really am (this is a hypothetical here, dont take it too seriously). So why do muslims do it??

Follow what your religion says, then will all the problemsof thid dunyah go away inshallah.

[umisa]

Stick:

"Klos-e scored a goal"

what the ... ?

i'm guessing it's a soccer thing, so i might just leave it at that!

[umisa]

2 quotes which i found really really good ar as follows:

This one has to do with your religion,
be as you are seen
be seen as you are
ill let people ponder on that for a while....


The next one, which i really like:
It takes years to build someones trust, but only seconds to destroy it
Now how many times have we gone through those few seconds and hurt those we care about?  Just a note to think before you speak.

two very good quotes bro!

[Jihad Fee-Sabeel'Illah]

One of the brothers, i kno in the states has this on his website

"You're either a slave to wat made man, or a slave to wat man made"
SaadImam

and one of my favorite is

"I would rather die on my feet, than live on my knees"

This is a beautiful saying that we should live by, i personally will never accept any oppression, whether it is being done to Muslims, or done by 'Muslims' or even done by a non muslim to a non muslim, the perfect example there would be the struggle of the native Chiapas in mexico who formed the Zapatista Guerrilla movement on Jan 1st 1994 after such oppression by the US backed mexican governemnt. Mashallah, There's is a just struggle, if only they were muslim huh?

Salaamz

Jihad Fee-Sabeel'Illah

[...Saff...]

nice one bro jihad!! can i use it for one of my assignments???

there is a quote i like that is also reflective of how muslims should look at their lives
goes sumthin like this:

plan like you will live forever
live like you will die tommorrow...

can you imagine how different life would be if we lived like that? subhan'Allah

[Jihad Fee-Sabeel'Illah]

Salaamz,

nice one bro jihad!! can i use it for one of my assignments???

Sure, wat are u studying sis?

also

plan like you will live forever, live like you would die tomorrow

I think thats a great saying, inshallah we should also pray like its our last prayer, because i dont think sometimes we realise how easily we can die, and wen our time comes, then we die, so i think inshallah we need to be more sincere in our prayers, because even sometimes i am guilty of 'just going through the motions'

Salaamz,

Jihad Fee-Sabeel'Illah

[...Saff...]

jazaks i will use it then i doing an assignment on freedom of speech and expression

[SmokeyKebab]

Stick:

"Klos-e scored a goal"

what the ... ?

i'm guessing it's a soccer thing, so i might just leave it at that!

It is a soccer thing. was the funniest thing i have ever heard. u had 2 be there 2 realise just how funny it was.

[Ryan]

"Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved."

~ Helen Keller

[FlyinGenie]

i read a book about hellen keller when i was in primary school...it was pretty depressing at the time...now that i think about it though, she's pretty inspirational

[Fatima]

"An eye for an eye & the whole world goes blind" - Mahatma Ghandi
It makes me think that although every person has the right to defend themselves we should not forget that we have the option of forgiveness.

"Dream as though you'll live forever, live as though you'll die tomorrow" - James Dean
Its just an old-time classic quote.

"I'm for truth, no matter who tells it. I'm for justice, no matter who it is for or against. I'm a human being, first and foremost, and as such I'm for whoever and whatever benefits humanity as a whole." - Malcolm X
My ultimate favourite quote. Its so real & so honest.


Assalamu Alaikum,
Fatima

[SmokeyKebab]

a qoute i have strong feelings for

"treat you mama well" Fatima

[TME]

"Ahh...its delicious, but dats nor how ya make porridge"

"I dont hate Balboa, i just pity the fool" - Mr. T

"It's notta TUMOR" - Governor of California

TME

[taSneem]

Al-Muhasiby said, “I wish that time could be acquired with money. If so I would buy time from wasteful and ungrateful people so that I could spend it serving Allah (SWT).”

[abdulchriskebab]

here's a good one

"I hate computers"

me 10 minutes ago when the stupid dvd drive stuffed up.

[FlyinGenie]

i really like that quote radikal!!